What are the craziest misconceptions you’ve heard about programming from people not familiar with it?

2 years ago by Gianni R to c/programming

As someone who spends time programming, I of course find myself in conversations with people who aren't as familiar with it. It doesn't happen all the time, but these discussions can lead to people coming up with some pretty wild misconceptions about what programming is and what programmers do.

  • I'm sure many of you have had similar experiences. So, I thought it would be interesting to ask.
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KISSmyOS 119 points 2 years ago

The worst and most common misconception is that I can fix their Windows issues from a vague description they give me at a party.

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nitefox 26 points 2 years ago

Or some stupid Facebook “””issue”””

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huquad 2 points 2 years ago

At least that's an easy one, you just convince them to delete their account. \s

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monotremata 22 points 2 years ago

My favorite is "and there was some kind of error message." There was? What did it say? Did it occur to you that an error message might help someone trying to diagnose your error?

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KISSmyOS 20 points 2 years ago

What did it say?

I've had users who legitimately did not understand this question.
"What do you mean, what did it say? I clicked on it but it still didn't work."

Then you set up an appointment to remote in, ask them to show you what they tried to do, and when the error message appears, they instantly close it and say "See, it still doesn't work. What do we even pay you for?"
I've had remote sessions where this was repeated multiple times, even after telling them specifically not to close the message. It's an instinctive reflex.

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anamethatisnt 16 points 2 years ago path: 0 7906109 7906211, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 8
CameronDev 26 points 2 years ago

Won't solve their problem, but they won't be your friend anymore :)

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KISSmyOS 7 points 2 years ago path: 0 7906109 7906211 7907771, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
gofsckyourself 4 points 2 years ago

Windows bad. Linux good. No need for nuance, just follow the hivemind.

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Eq0 12 points 2 years ago

Lol! My mum still asks both me and my husband (“techy” jobs according to her) to solve all her problems with computers/printers/ the internet at large/ any app that doesn’t work… the list is endless. I take it as a statement of how proud she is of me that she would still ask us first, even if we haven’t succeeded in fixing a single issue since the time the problem was an old cartridge in the printer some 5-6 years ago.

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Treczoks 9 points 2 years ago

My answer: "I don't play Windows".

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