Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ...

3 years ago by LemmyKnowsBest to c/showerthoughts

  1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

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omxxi 28 points 3 years ago

wait, have I been using the wrong one? 👃

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davidgro 10 points 3 years ago

Human horn.

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runner_g 4 points 3 years ago

Dr Andre Nosedick!

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droans 1 point 3 years ago

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