How many times have you pooped your pants as an adult? What were the situations you were in when that happened?

3 years ago by HottieAutie to c/asklemmy

I always thought that didn't happened, but based on what I've seen on the Internet, it seems like it is possibly more common that I thought.

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Grimy 26 points 3 years ago

So I was feeling a bit under the weather and farted while in bed before getting up. It felt a bit wet but I ignored it. Turned out I basically shat myself and only realized after passing an interview that morning.

Nobody noticed or they just didn't mention it, I ended up getting up the job so all ended up alright (except my self esteem)

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ving_thor 33 points 3 years ago

Taking notes: poop pants in Interview to assert dominance.

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flubba86 6 points 3 years ago

Ha, that's actually a hilarious conversation my buddy and I once had. We were talking about aggressively pooping in your pants in an interview while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance. The thought was it would make you appear fractionally taller (spacing you slightly up from the seat), the interviewer would be intimated by your sudden infinitesimal height difference.

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