The betrayal... it hurts...

2 years ago by 0x4E4F to c/linuxmemes

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Hotzilla 84 points 2 years ago

In my 20's, a girl in bar queue told me that she knows how to compile kernel from the source. I asked her to marry me instantly, but unfortunately she was not available.

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neo 84 points 2 years ago

Did you try: sudo marry me?

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mutter9355 62 points 2 years ago

Hotzilla is not in the sudoers file

THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED

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