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AI bell curve

2 years ago by dch82 to c/memes

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Turious 101 points 2 years ago

I was really confident. Then I lost a job to AI. Then they hired me back a few months later after realizing that replacing half the support team with an AI was not working out.

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AllYourSmurf 40 points 2 years ago

How did your compensation change when you were rehired?

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Turious 47 points 2 years ago

Rehired with all my previous tenure benefits with the added raise they would have given me had I been around when they gave out raises.

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dactylotheca 27 points 2 years ago

So your compensation effectively didn't change at all, if you'd have gotten the raise anyhow?

Damn.

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Turious 36 points 2 years ago

I was in a very, very rough spot. Was mostly worth taking the offer. It sure beat wasting 13 years of obscure product knowledge at some new job for the less pay others were offering.

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Kacarott 12 points 2 years ago

I hope you at least gave them a nice smug smile when you walked back in.

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Turious 5 points 2 years ago

I got to make regular jokes about "being the new guy" and subtly shoot shade at the management team any chance I get.

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Zwiebel 4 points 2 years ago

Human Inteligence 'Bob' checking in

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ReallyActuallyFrankenstein 2 points 2 years ago

Hopefully at least farts outside the CEO's office every time they walk by.

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