HGTV Not Fucking Around With Show Called ‘Straight White Gentrifiers’

2 years ago by seahorse [Ohio] to c/theonion

KNOXVILLE, TN—Telling viewers to nut the hell up because the channel wasn’t fucking around, Home and Garden Television announced Friday that it had released a new show called Straight White Gentrifiers. “Big news HGTV fans: We’re done acting like total fucking pussies, and this September, Straight White Gentrifiers is going right for the jugular,” said HGTV programming executive Loren […]

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jam12705 28 points 2 years ago

Gentrifiers reportedly proved so popular with test audiences that it has already been spun off into several new series, including Christian Fundamentalists Do Home Stuff On A Farm and One For The Black Viewers.

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grrgyle 10 points 2 years ago

Omfg I've got to remember to read the actual articles, that's so incisive

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MajorHavoc 3 points 2 years ago

Ouch. Am I part of the problem if I would un-ironically watch "Christian Fundamentalists Do Home Stuff On A Farm".

This show could easily be achieved with simple narration changes (like interjecting basic science facts via narrator ...) to any number of existing shows.

Can we get Diane Morgan to narrate it? Or Ron Howard?

I kind ofneed this, now.

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