Pickup lines: what is your favourite? (straight up marking this NSFW, for what might come!)

3 years ago by Brownian Motion to c/jokes

Less of a meme, more of a metameme. Lets hear your funniest pickup lines, muttered or received.

(Sorry mods if this should be on asklemmy. But I did it here, so /shrug (don't tell her though, because I like you more!)

I'll start (god this could be disastrous!)

HI, I'm MS Windows. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I'm ...
Hi, I'm Australian. I bet I meet all your prerequisite koalafications.

ok, lets hear some great hitters that are not all over the internet!

My personal favourite:

Hi, do you mind if I hang out here, until is safe back where I farted?

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ogwillikers 2 points 3 years ago

Damn girl, do you shit with that ass?

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