Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

2 years ago by Skvlp to c/news

Yesterday evening, Taylor Swift shared her endorsement for Kamala Harris in the US presidential campaign.

Phony Stark needs to be called out on this. It’s creepy as hell.

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EndOfLine 416 points 2 years ago

Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.

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SkybreakerEngineer 177 points 2 years ago

One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player

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FlyingSquid 134 points 2 years ago

I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.

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skvlp 34 points 2 years ago

I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.

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circuitfarmer 28 points 2 years ago

I'd pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk

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someguy3 17 points 2 years ago

Wasn't there supposed to be a cage match?

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Jax 6 points 2 years ago

Stop, I can only get so erect

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AbidanYre 45 points 2 years ago

He didn't even offer her a horse.

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meeeeetch 34 points 2 years ago

Maybe he's offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.

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kmartburrito 49 points 2 years ago

Which one? §§€ππ√π or ®°•[||||]¢?

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Kalysta 1 point 2 years ago

Pretty sure most of his estranged children have good mothers already though.

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skvlp 12 points 2 years ago

Not at all.

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Kalysta 2 points 2 years ago

Sounds like Swift should file another sexual harassment suit against the creep. I would.

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ieatpwns 1 point 2 years ago
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