What is your favorite sketch by "The Onion", aka "Onion News Network"?

2 years ago by HotWheelsVroom to c/asklemmy

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HotWheelsVroom 23 points 2 years ago path: 0 12369839, hotness: undefined, score: 23, children: 3
combo 13 points 2 years ago

@HotWheelsVroom Lmao, I also like that one very much
"It's functions include... ...being all ass backwards fuck". Magical

But I'll still add another great one - Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes (https://youtu.be/xOVQPtuKRs4)

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HotWheelsVroom 9 points 2 years ago

The system specs tho LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

System Specifications:

  • Makes the most irritating beeping noise you've ever heard in your goddamn life
  • Fucks up everything else you hook it up to
  • 'Scans for receivers', whatever the fuck that means
  • Flashes random fucking words and numbers on the display screen
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anarcho_blinkenist 2 points 2 years ago

to this day I still occasionally mutter "it never ends, this shit..."

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