But if you close your eyes,

3 years ago by awesome_person to c/lemmyshitpost

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b1_ 60 points 3 years ago

Does this mean I won't be able to use the letter 'x' anymore because a multi-billion dollar company has trademarked it:

  • Two people fighting will now be boing.
  • When I want to bake some bread I will mi the ingredients together.
  • When I want to leave a building I will eit it.
  • I will now look up to the stars at night to see the magnificent epance of the Milkyway galay.
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HonkTonkWoman 20 points 3 years ago

Youโ€™ll have to replace them all with qโ€™s:

  • boqing
  • miq
  • eqit
  • galaqy
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Mirshe 8 points 3 years ago

Ah dammit we just reinvented Esperanto.

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pfannkuchen_gesicht 18 points 3 years ago

just use "ks" instead, e.g.

  • boksing
  • miksing
  • eksit
  • galaksy
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SuperRyn 2 points 3 years ago

elon musk and mark zuckerberg will be boksqing in a cage match neksqt month perhaps

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Lifes_Like_Plinko 9 points 3 years ago

Multiplication relegated to the scrapbooks of history. Pour one out for mathmatics.

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ivanafterall 6 points 3 years ago

Roman numerals are out, I guess.

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brap 6 points 3 years ago

Xiaomi be like, you will what your ingredients together?

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Micromot 7 points 3 years ago

It's now iaomi

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monsterpiece42 1 point 3 years ago

I think boing is a pretty fun name for boxing actually!

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