An unusual job posting

2 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/funny

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JustinTheGM 299 points 2 years ago

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn't know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

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SayJess 229 points 2 years ago

We fired our fact-checkers, so we cannot verify whether that is true or not.

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talentedkiwi 59 points 2 years ago

True or not, this is the outcome we deserve.

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affiliate 38 points 2 years ago

i would like to post a community note saying that i personally believe it to be true

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21Cabbage 10 points 2 years ago

Literally everything about it's anecdotal so the best result a fact-checker could have is a shrug.

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lath 8 points 2 years ago

The AI replacement says this is true.

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Anticorp 5 points 2 years ago

They couldn't before they fired them either, so not a lot has changed. Their "fact checkers" were poorly written algorithms that frequently flagged benign content as misinformation.

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BananaTrifleViolin 75 points 2 years ago path: 0 14466122 14466741, hotness: undefined, score: 75, children: 2
cyborganism 16 points 2 years ago

Look at mister MVP over here.

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big_slap 14 points 2 years ago

ahahahaha, thanks for linking

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corsicanguppy 20 points 2 years ago

He's playing checkers, she's playing 3d go.

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pyre 3 points 2 years ago

I think 3d go is called gone

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noobface -4 points 2 years ago

and everyone clapped

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