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Microservice architecture, they said. It will be fun, they said.

3 years ago by RandomDevOpsDude to c/programmer_humor

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tyw0kki 11 points 3 years ago

Trying to do Postgresql TLS /w Internal PKI chain created by Cert-Manager made me want to throw my laptop out the window yesterday.

This stuff is hard.

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RandomDevOpsDude 8 points 3 years ago

Just tell the security team to handle it 😎

(My security team would NOT be amused by this joke suggestion)

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tyw0kki 10 points 3 years ago

I am the security team :'(

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MattTheProgrammer 6 points 3 years ago

Not who you replied to, but mine would tell me no and then laugh at me

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vapeloki 8 points 3 years ago

Use a postgresql operator for that.

How many postgresql databases without replication and backup if have seen .... and 90% of then contained critical data.

If you really need to run the db inside containers, never by hand.

And as a full time postgresql dba: NEVER run your production databases inside k8s

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jpfreely 2 points 3 years ago

Why not?

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