Anon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction)

a year ago by LifeLemons to c/greentext

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kemsat 34 points a year ago

I was in the military, and smokers got breaks.

It does have a felt effect, but is very mild. The thing is that the body loves nicotine, and even if you’re not consciously getting high, your body is getting high. That’s why vapes were able to become popular.

The body loves it so much, the smoke stops smelling bad to you.

And finally, the fact that it smells bad & keeps people away is a GOOD thing.

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tmyakal 33 points a year ago

smokers got breaks.

When I quit smoking, I pretty much stopped going to parties, conventions, dance clubs, and concerts. Having an excuse to get out of the crowd and noise and decompress for ten minutes every couple of hours made "going out" so much more tolerable for me.

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Anarki_ 22 points a year ago

Easy. Say you're going for a smoke and then don't actually smoke.

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ladicius 9 points a year ago

You and your rational solutions... You are clearly not addicted.

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greedytacothief 6 points a year ago

Did this at work all the time. I want to hangout and chat too

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sheogorath 4 points a year ago

Don't forget the nicotine fix.

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