Imagine the business opportunities

a year ago by weird to c/memes

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SoupBrick 225 points a year ago

Everything except for harming capital, ok? Now go kill each other.

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weird 106 points a year ago

Huge companies would import stuff by the planeloads to avoid tariffs/duties

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AnIntenseMoist 82 points a year ago

Employees would be too busy hunting down CEOs to import stuff for the company.

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weird 56 points a year ago

I imagine there would be a group of people in each company with special contracts for hazard pay to work on purge day.

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Sergio 37 points a year ago

CEOs would be in Europe.

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ICastFist 2 points a year ago

The smarter ones would be vacationing in a different country, or on open seas on their yachts

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aeronmelon 10 points a year ago

Apple was literally buying up entire passenger flights and filing them with iPhones instead of people to skirt in under the deadline. Capitalism is a hell of a drug.

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