Botox

a year ago by Track_Shovel to c/microblogmemes

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funkforager 45 points a year ago

Very funny joke about this in 28 Years Later.

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A soldier shows a kid (who has been on the island in quarantine) a picture of his (modern day Botox using) girlfriend on his phone.

The kid asks “what is wrong with your girlfriend?”

The soldier thinks nothing is wrong. “She’s beautiful what do you mean?”

The kid then tells a story about a woman who looked like that in his small village when she ate shellfish.

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Medic8teMe 16 points a year ago

I was just telling my wife about this scene today. She had a woman at her work with massive fake tits today. Bigger than her body kind of huge. As she was telling me about her she said "who wants a plastic woman?"....the perfect segway for this scene.

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Valmond 7 points a year ago

Well now, fake tiddies, I'll allow it.

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RULES:

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You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
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