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pineapplelover 60 points a year ago
slevinkelevra 51 points a year ago
Kids or it didn't happen. /s
galacticbackhoe 3 points a year ago
god damn price of eggs
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"I just want immigrants to be LEGAL!"
My wife was married to an American for over 2 years and lived in America the whole time. That makes her 10-year visa renewal a rubber stamp. NOPE. Now that we're married, the government is non-stop fucking with her to make sure it's not a false marriage.
Added her to my bank account and almost all the utilities. NOPE. Not good enough. She yelled at me for tossing mailed bills that I pay online. Now she gets the mail. And those pieces of paper have to be mailed off for approval. 6-months later, "Yeah, we're gonna need more proof." Next I'm sending them a pic of me railing her in a sundress in front of the house, address plainly visible, with a fucking geotag. "Enough?"
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