Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes

8 months ago by dantheclamman to c/nottheonion

Zuckerberg's had many clashes with neighbors over real-estate projects.
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DeICEAmerica 38 points 8 months ago
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lorski 23 points 8 months ago

Destroy their oxygen intakes. Job done.

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Kolanaki 20 points 8 months ago

Fart into it. Make them suffer.

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musubibreakfast 5 points 8 months ago

Maybe a more potent gas could do the trick.

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Themosthighstrange 8 points 8 months ago

Like this ?

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ViaGetty 6 points 8 months ago

What I would give for a movie prop tube of green pearl VX to leave around my workshop...

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