darkdemize 6 points 10 months ago

The last time I visited my mom, we ended up on the subject of death somehow. I said this line verbatim to her, not fully serious, but not really joking either. She was not amused.

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BarrelAgedBoredom 2 points 10 months ago

If sky burials were legal where I live I would absolutely do that. Closest to "throw me in the trash" you can get while still "respecting the dead"

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lemmywinksthegerbilking 1 point 9 months ago

fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass who cares its a dead body

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