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ICE Agent Jealous Of Cop Who Gets To Kill Actual Americans

3 years ago by seahorse [Ohio] to c/theonion

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PEARSALL, TX—Explaining that it was hard not to feel inferior given their job responsibilities, ICE agent Marcus Snell admitted to reporters Thursday that he was jealous of his police officer friend who gets to kill actual Americans. “Contributing to the deaths of Central American refugees is fun and all, but Jerry…
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grimace1153 23 points 3 years ago

Contributing to the deaths of Central American refugees is fun and all

I actually laughed out loud.

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