Not my fault every single coffee shop is closed today

2 days ago by printf("%s", name); to c/Dullsters

I go to a coffee shop every day after work - and even on weekends - because it's sort of a coping mechanism for my mental illness. There, I do programming, fediverse and listen to music. That's all I need.

BUT!

When a heathen holiday makes it so that ALL cafes are closed, what can I do...

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actionjbone 8 points 2 days ago

Counterpoint: it is your fault because you could have opened a coffee shop that would be open today.

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akunohana 9 points 2 days ago

I have no words. Next up: The Fedicup

Edit: unless you have a better name :)

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actionjbone 6 points 2 days ago

The Latteverse

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akunohana 3 points 2 days ago

Noice

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xylol 3 points 2 days ago

Good name as long as you only serve federal agents

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akunohana 5 points 2 days ago

I'll literally put up a "no law enforcement" sign đŸ€Ź

How about PieđŸ„§Fed đŸ€€

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