Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

2 months ago by Return_of_Chippy to c/memes

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randamumaki 27 points 2 months ago

"That's no gun. Now, if you'd come at me with S-Mart's top of the line twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington from the sporting goods department, that would be different. Made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retailing for $109.95 with a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger, it is the only gun I would carry. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even thinks about aiming their pea shooter at me..." -- Ash

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nop 9 points 2 months ago

Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?

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randamumaki 6 points 2 months ago

"Nope. Just me baby... Just me." -- Ash

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Sylvartas 3 points 2 months ago

I should rewatch Army of Darkness

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