"I don't answer questions"

11 days ago by Return_of_Chippy to c/lemmyshitpost

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Brkdncr 85 points 11 days ago

Answering this question makes it easy for the cop to write it in his report that you admitted guilt.

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cRazi_man 62 points 10 days ago

I know someone who said he has no idea what his speed was. When the cop was pressing harder and harder to get him to accept he asked "do you have a calibrated speed gun in your car". The cop admitted he didn't and the guy said "this conversation is over then", and the cop let him drive off.

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tacosanonymous 25 points 10 days ago

I felt like I was being a giant asshole but I got off the same way. Cop was trying to make me admit to driving fast. I said I wasn’t and asked what they clocked me at. They said they didn’t get me with the radar gun. I said “ok,” and just stared at her.

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binarytobis 18 points 10 days ago

One time a cop lied that he caught be going 94 in a 65. I said “I was not going 94. I’ve never gone 94 in my life.” And he said “Are you saying that wasn’t you?” “I don’t know what you recorded but I wasn’t going 94.” So he goes and sits in his car for a while pretending to check his tapes, then comes back and says “You are definitely the one I recorded.” Conveniently ignoring what I actually said.

Eventually he dropped the speed he was claiming down to like 70 and my dumbass then-21 year old self was like “Oh OK, yeah I was totally going 70, just not 94.” and he handed me a ticket.

I’m still mad about it.

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bytejunk 4 points 10 days ago

I think that the way to settle a dispute like this isn't by shouting over the cop. Is it satisfying? I'm sure. Good idea? Never.

It's on them to prove the speeding happened, and if they can't back it up in court, it's a quick dismiss.

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