Lol, still scheming to acquire that vineyard in the golan heights. There has never been a mayor that has worked so hard for himself as the mayor of New York. I know he's been trying to get citizenship in Israel and Turkey for a while, he just got citizenship in Albania. Seems he took the "mayor of the world" but literally.

Some of my favorite Eric Adams quotes.

• "You know the first stop is always Istanbul."

• "...when I wake up, it scares me that I'm not scared."

• “I don’t care what anyone says, there are ghosts in there, man.”

• “Lay hands on our media. Heal them. Put honesty in their hearts.”

• “We can talk about erectile dysfunction but not clitoral stimulation – something’s wrong. Something is just wrong.”

• "I am the pilot, and you are all passengers. Pray for me to land the plane, cause there’s no parachutes on this plane, we’re all going down together.”

• "Imagine how many love affairs would have been great if we did not live within the boundaries of our own intellectual capacities."

• "All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success"