Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway

12 hours ago by Midnight to c/theonion

NEW YORK—Calling the current rate of theatrical releases starring the actress “unsustainable,” top analysts warned Wednesday that the U.S. economy was becoming overly dependent on Anne Hathaway. “Between Mother Mary, The Devil Wears Prada 2, The Odyssey, The End Of Oak Street, and the upcoming Verity, not to mention the whole other slate of projects […]

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hamsamrich 5 points 11 hours ago

“Our economy is based on LeBron James!”

https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM

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