Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered.
13 days ago by dantheclamman to c/nottheonion
Fiona being cursed to turn into an ogre at night was a blessing in disguise.
I want a big fat fucking ogre gunt pussy in my face right now, I want to munch on that shit like I'm doing the upholstery on the piece until straight-ass suffocated dead, blue in the face. That would make my life, I think.
Why do you think he wears pants instead of a loincloth?
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So uhh.... Is it ya know... Big?
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