Me: Trying to fall asleep Brain: Remember that dumb thing you did 20 years ago? Yeah that was pretty embarrassing and dumb
I wish I could patch my brain firmware. No, brain, the hyenas are not gonna eat me alive if I make that mistake again — stop tormenting me!
I've done so much that keeps me up sometimes. Worst part is, IT'S NOT 20 YEARS AGO. It happens like EVERY DAY AAAYKHSRJUREFGHEWDGMGH
Me: Trying to fall asleep Brain: Remember that dumb thing you did 20 years ago? Yeah that was pretty embarrassing and dumb
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