What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?

I remember a thread on the network that shall not be named wit this question that brought me much joy. I'll start with a couple I remember:

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really messed up.

You've got wrench eyes, when I look at you my nuts tighten.

I apologize if this is not appropriate, or the right community, still getting used to lemmy!

SirSnufflelump 11 points 3 years ago

"Wanna come back to my place and play house? You can be the door, and I'll slam you." - Joe Barbaro

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