Because the P is silent.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?
3 years ago by Brickhead92 to c/dadjokes
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Brickhead92 3 points 3 years ago
Nice!
I like this because it turns it into an anti-joke. Plus it's good to have a backup punchline if they get it right.
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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.
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- Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
- Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
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- Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
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