Did you hear about the two termites that walked into a bar?

3 years ago by HypnoticGuy to c/dadjokes

One said to the other "Where's the bar tender?"

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Tugboater203 3 points 3 years ago

"Is the bar tender here?"

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xoggy 0 points 3 years ago

Try the bar's tinder.

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