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3 years ago by DeadNinja to c/sql

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Jesus died at 33, so that can't get returned in the query response lol

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UsefulInfoPlz 61 points 3 years ago

SELECT user FROM db WHERE age BETWEEN 25 AND 35;

Fuck your mongo

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path: 0 4828487, hotness: undefined, score: 61, children: 5
anarchrist 22 points 3 years ago

Mongo only pawn in scheme of life.

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Streetdog 10 points 3 years ago

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vale 11 points 3 years ago

I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE PREVIOUS COMMENT, JUST A NORMAL HUMAN TALKING LIKE ME.

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reverendsteveii 6 points 3 years ago

We just got a ticket in, our users need several new fields in the user table

Relational virgin:

NNNNNOOOOOO I'll need this sprint to modify the user table and write the etl script

NoSQL Chad:

private String newField1;

private boolean newField2;

private Object newField3;

//And now, I close the ticket and go get lunch beers.

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r_se_random 1 point 3 years ago

You do know that a large majority of SQL flavours support JSON columns?

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