What’s in a name?

3 years ago by NotSpez to c/curatedtumblr

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theharber 29 points 3 years ago

Animals that live up to their names ;

  • Sea cucumber
  • Woodpecker
  • Babadook
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AnUnusualRelic 25 points 3 years ago

Do babadooks actually dook any babas?

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Iapar 13 points 3 years ago

All the time.

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moistclump 2 points 3 years ago

No but their ooks are ba-bad.

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Strawberry 5 points 3 years ago

Sea cucumber - not a cucumber

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atomicorange 5 points 3 years ago

I’ve never seen one cucumb.

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Karyoplasma 3 points 3 years ago

I once attended a traditional Chinese wedding and it's customary to serve sea cucumber soup as one of the dishes. Tales say it strengthens your fertility. Let me tell you, that shit is inedible. Soup is a euphemism, it's closer to a brine that has some penis-shaped object with gristle-like texture floating around.

It was probably the most expensive dish of the evening, but it was the only one I didn't finish.

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