What a bizarre article.

The toilet, she notes, is far from the wall, and might not be plumbed.

Basically, chandelier in the toilet. Everything is ugly or overstated.
An example of how not to do a bathroom. etc.
Some lovely speculation on the chando being in the "prime position of the fecal blast zone"

I'm glad I don't have a bathroom that looks like that. I can understand a lot of comments on it.
But... not much actual content in the article.