I am your Scrum Master!

Help help! He's measuring my velocity!

ako946659661 5 points 3 years ago

Ugh. As the least introverted member of the team, I got cursed with this role when our lead resigned.

I moved our team from scrum to kanban and reported actual features being delivered instead of imaginary "velocity" points.

Then they hired a new tech lead and brought us back to scrum.

Gaaah. Take me back to coding pleaseeee....

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Welcome to Programmer Humor!

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