California girl gets license to own a unicorn

3 years ago by eggie to c/news

California has granted a little girl a first-of-its-kind license to own a unicorn, provided the 7-year-old can find one. She had to agree to provide nourishment like watermelon, exposure to sunlight, moonbeams and rainbows, and polish its horn with a soft cloth. David Begnaud has more.

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anathema_device 6 points 3 years ago path: 0 643258, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 4
Candelestine 7 points 3 years ago

Well, we clearly need an update on her search.

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Flaky_Fish69 4 points 3 years ago

I think we need to help her.

I can print up a horn, if we know somebody with a horse that doesn’t mind getting dressed up or watermelon…

Edit: maybe there's a kids equestrian program there that has the amenable horses? change up the "care for horses" intro course to "care for unicorns".... alternatively the Wild Animal Park might have a fat unicorn. just spit balling here.

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eggie 1 point 3 years ago

So I suppose that makes it history instead of news?

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eggie 2 points 3 years ago

My bad

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