The mountain has a point.

3 years ago by mateomaui to c/whitepeopletwitter

Arigion 115 points 3 years ago

As a politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will put into law that volcanoes will be forbidden to erupt in our wonderful country.

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BroBot9000 32 points 3 years ago

And as a different politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will fight for the freedom of volcanoes to erupt whenever and wherever they want. In fact, I promise a volcano in every household and quicksand in every sandbox.

Cause this is America. Where land has more rights than people voting.

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wildcardology 9 points 3 years ago

The former president of the Philippines said that he will urinate on the volcano that was threatening to erupt. Lol

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radioactiveradio 3 points 3 years ago

Pee would evaporate and blow back up into his face. Also toxic gases and radiation penis cancer.

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