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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

3 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/programmer_humor

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teft 390 points 3 years ago

Yeah, pigs don't like to be corrected. Or made to look like they don't know what they're doing.

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tquid 259 points 3 years ago

And they absolutely hate ever doing anything about bicycle theft in particular.

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clay_pidgin 43 points 3 years ago

I have heard that very often. I wonder if bikes are harder to track down than other property for some reason.

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Zipitydew 127 points 3 years ago

They only care about property loss when it involves rich people.

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SlikPikker 48 points 3 years ago

Which proves that cops really DO actually do their jobs.

Because protecting the property of the rich is the exact core purpose of policing.

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Coasting0942 22 points 3 years ago

Technically it’s maintaining social order. So get back to work menials or be reported to the Enforcers for organized discontent.

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ICastFist 8 points 3 years ago

Maintaining social order, especially in the form of violent repression against demonstrations, indirectly protects the rich's properties, so all in a day's work.

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