If time has stopped, do you really have more of it?
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WondrousFairy 2 points 3 years ago
Yes, because time progressing is having less time. So by turning off time, you have an infinite amount of it.
Martineski 0 points 3 years ago
Can I move? Can I kill myself?
WondrousFairy 2 points 3 years ago
You can do both of course.
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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey's Paw! No strings attached*.
(*) Satisfaction not guaranteed. Wish may backfire unexpectedly.
Just create a post that starts with "I wish ___" and wait for other users to write how your wish didn't turn out how you expected.
If you're feeling inspired, you may even use the wish as a sort of writing prompt.
Example:
Title: I wish for more wishes.
Answer: Granted. A piece of paper the size of a business card appears in your hand with 4 dotted lines for you to fill out your wishes and a little checkbox in front of each. Now to find someone who will grant those...
go to feed...
You now have all the time in the world, because time has stopped and you will never age. But since time has stopped, you cannot interact with anyone, or anything in the world ever again.
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