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I took the shell off a snail, to see if it would go faster...

3 years ago by postgeographix to c/dadjokes

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... Turns out it only became more sluggish

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KSposh 15 points 3 years ago

reeeeeee

good one though! but don't snails need their shells to live? genuine question, I have no idea

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BendyLemmy 9 points 3 years ago

They're mostly for defence. The best way to attack snails is with an a-salt rifle.

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FearTheCron 1 point 3 years ago

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Smokeless7048 8 points 3 years ago

i mean, in the same way a turtle needs its shell, and you need your bones. Its not something you can just "take off"

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KSposh 3 points 3 years ago

that does make a lot of sense

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postgeographix 6 points 3 years ago

I think they do? Usually i just toss them outside the garden when i find them, i am not actually into experiments on sentient wildlife

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KSposh 2 points 3 years ago

yeaaa I'm ok without trying out that experiment 😅 I'll just put them near the dirt instead

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