An udder delight!

I planted an entire field of fucks this year and I’m already out of them! Oh well!

Don’t you fret bout me, I got my guberment subsidies so you’ll never see me on welfare!

I looks hairy and scary and I ain’t going in there without a miner’s light and a 2 x 4 strapped to my ass!

Why do they call him Bigfoot when he’s clearly got two feet!

I’d like to sign up as a Branch Manager!

Forward he cried from the rear

And the front rank died

And the general sat

And the lines on the map

Moved from side to side…

Well they just keep putting it on the charge card and there ain’t nothing I can do about it!

I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!

I’m a devout atheist and my wife is Christian though she doesn’t ever practice it or go to church. When our son was born we came to the agreement that I would not steer him away from religion and she wouldn’t push it upon him until he was of a decent age to let him decide for himself. He’s 21 now and I still don’t know what he believes nor is it my business but I can tell you it worked for our family.

We have discussed things about religion and why I don’t believe in it but I’ve never asked him what he’s decided nor do I really care. I never hear him or his friends discuss religion so I’m guessing he’s indifferent to it. It’s not a matter much discussed because it’s not any part of our daily lives.

Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!

Never monkey around with another monkeys monkey. I learned that!

I wouldn’t vote for a republican even for a dog shit picker upper position!

They certainly made being intelligent optional!

Money well vandalized! Lord Feltersnatch and his buddies made buck!

He had the power to con 14 million bucks out of taxpayer money for he and his buddies!

I’d hate to be the sumbitch that has to change Lord Feltersnatch’s Depends during this show!

M orons

A re

G oing

A way!!!

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving

And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour

It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned

A sun that is the source of all our power

The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see

Are moving at a million miles a day

In an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour

Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars

It's a hundred thousand light years side to side

It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light years thick

But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide

We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point

We go round every two hundred million years

And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions

In this amazing and expanding universe…