Normal people: I need to have a medical procedure.

Republicants: I need for you to not have a medical procedure.

Miso gets called 'Miso', but also 'Mimis', 'Mrs. So', 'Jennifer Mimiston', 'Miso the Lioma', and 'Mi'.

Americans are not, but Republicants are.

In other 'news', Sun to Rise in East Tomorrow, Pope Professes Catholicism, Bear Relieves Self in Wooded Area...

Film @ 11:00

Do Republicants spend any of their waking hours not fretting and obsessing over the genitalia of strangers?

This lineup is a veritable Who's Who of 'Who's That?'

The sign secretly says, 'I can't read'.

Of all the things that never happened that never happened the most.

Should we tell them that the filibuster is a delaying tactic to prevent legislation from being passed, or nah?

In similarly important news, my cat, High Space Admiral Peaches, has renamed her litter box 'Donald J Trunt'.

He got better...

A newspaper for people who can't read.

More like smellbows!

How about a dump truck?

What does he think those two words mean?

False. Republicants voted for this.

Well fuck. I'm highly reliant on the lemonade to mix with iced green tea.