I tried to watch it. But I turned it off during the first episode. I have no interest in watching lonely people masturbate.

I'd love to have universal healthcare. But the number one hurdle for Medicare for all is the market cap on health insurance companies. 3/4 of a trillion dollars would vanish overnight. It's important to remember that almost all 401k accounts are invested in healthcare. The economic impact would devastate everyone. We need to solve that issue first.

I don't have a shred of empathy for the condemned man. But anyone looking forward to watching an execution is severely fucked in the head.

Ohio State won the national championship and beat the team up north in the same season eight times.

When the greatest thrasher of all time tells you to be respectful, you'd better fucking listen.

They're already poor. That's why they're being preyed upon by data centers

Then he let Oliver North take the fall

There's a restaurant in a small town in Michigan that I enjoy often. The town is home to five weed shops and not much else.

I drive there from Indiana, so I fully expect to be pulled over at some point.

Here I am, drinking good beer, just finished a good steak and sitting on my patio overlooking the lake I live on. Life is good, yet I read one article about a great dog, and I'm reduced to tears.

Rest easy, my friend

I've seen countless memes about soapy tits during the last few days. But I didn't once see a single soapy tit.

I wonder how much was spent on just changing the font

As a Forza addict, I think I'll be just fine.

They're not dumping health insurance altogether, they're just shrinking the coverage.

Just call it... triple D

HELP!

I've been possessed by a demon. The only way to exorcise it is to have women show me their vaginas. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to take.

Sounds like an awesome birthday

I don't even need to drive. I could just hang out in Tokyo for a year.

I'm always insulted by patronizing culture war narratives. I don't understand why it's so effective on Americans.

The White House just said they plan on revoking 200,000 legal visas.

How could there possibly be common ground?

My middle school history teacher taught us about it back in the early 90s.

He was the type of person who didn't really give a shit about "approved" curriculum and just gave it to us straight.