Even though I hear these in his voice in my head, I love hearing it in Norm’s actual voice.

An air fryer. Holy cow that thing is versatile and an amazing addition to the kitchen!

Boy, they really decided to go dark with the Bee Movie sequel, huh?

I mean there’s seriously no way to top the original. Even the 2nd & 3rd ones with Leslie Nielsen weren’t as strong as the first movie. But I’m willing to give this a chance and hope it makes me laugh a few times. I can use it.

Not one community specifically, but I really wish that communities about sports - specifically American football - were more active. I really miss that from the other place.

I mean to be honest, they’re not Proud Men.

He wasn’t doxxing, their names were very public after the trial. Many of them did television interviews and the talk show circuit. They were short term celebrities.

As for his obsession, back then the OJ case was everywhere. What got him fired was that the head of NBC was friends with Simpson and wanted Norm to stop doing the jokes.

Spoiler alert: he did not.

My favorite is when someone says some innocuous word or term, and I very angrily ask "what the hell did you call me?!" Works best when it doesn't really make any sense.

I’m shocked. SHOCKED I tell you!

Wow, that's an old reference that I suspect some young'uns may not get!

I mean, he did make Mexico pay for the wall that he built. Right guys? He did, didn’t he? Fox News said that he did, and they wouldn’t lie, right?!?

OJ was acquitted in the first trial when many thought he was obviously guilty. The joke is that the man who doesn’t know anything about the first trial was on the jury and obviously wasn’t paying attention.

I have no idea what that means.

overcoming denial isn't something anyone can do for someone else--each person has to make that decision on their own. and it's even harder when everyone around you is in the same state of denial.

You can’t reason someone out of a position that they didn’t reason themselves into.

TL;DR of this article: WAHHHHHH! STOP RESISTING!

I’m an independent contractor, and I basically run all of my business from my phone. Aside from making calls and sending texts, I have templates in Google Docs that I can edit and then email out as quotes and invoices. I keep spreadsheets of my inventory. I scan into Notes the repair slips so I can keep a copy. I use the navigation apps to route me to my stops during the day. I have a template that I edit to create my timesheet to submit and get paid.

I run almost my whole business off of a small handheld phone, something that was unimaginable just a few years ago.