Wish 1: grant me the knowledge of how to win land wars in Asia.

Oh you think that's bad? What about the time I fell off of that elephant and broke my ankle in 75 places while a monkey played la cucaracha on a tambourine?

The man who holds the position that used to be considered by many as the most powerful position in the world.

Sure I recognised the last three panels, but I don't understand the comic.

Gotcha, thanks.

Who the fuck needs donuts delivered?

Do you even prowl, bro?

Choose any one of the other ones tbh.

This was a position with a high demand and we received many excellent applications, and through a rigorous vetting process we finally landed on our favourite candidate.

Unfortunately they were no longer available so we turned to or second favourite.

They had just accepted another position and so were also unavailable, so now you're in!

Always found his way back though eh?

Perfect candidate.

Personally I think this is a psyop by Microsoft to devalue the word 'slop' by using it in the wrong context.

My class: "Rug_Pisser can you start reading from page 18 please"...

...starts reading...

...a minute of silence...

"No, out loud please."

Now all I need is few more hours in the day to play the damn thing! Maybe just an extra day fitted into the weekend there somewhere?

Copilot Sheets.
Copilot Docs.
Copilot Slides.

Living under a rock?

Protected by the Seitch

Yet that's only true... from a certain point of view.

Saw your username, then read your comment, and now I'm not sure what to do with my Fucks.

A: I have to go pick up some medicine.
B: Is it for your face?
A: What? No.
B: Oh... . So you're not taking anything for your face?

I've already said yes, you don't have to keep selling it to me.

My only thought reading this. Fewer cops, more people who can write properly.