The Wes Andersen cross-over we never knew we needed.

Waffle House has raised their overall prices by 96% since 2020. Hash browns increased by 110% and coffee went from $1.80 to $3.15. At one point, they added a $0.50 cent surcharge per egg due to the shortages caused by the avian flu.

It’s easy and cheap to make breakfast at home with 50% less grease. Waffle House ain’t cheap anymore and that’s all they really had going.

I play Roblox with my son using Linux. The program is called Sober and it’s more than fine, it’s free, and updated regularly when Roblox security/program updates.

They’re calling us drunk instead of saying AAA titles have been a garbage money grab that almost always fail to launch, torture developers, and are filled with bloatware slop? Ok, games radar.

I keep getting ads that blast right out of the gates saying “my husband prematurely ejaculates…” in the middle of the day. Or “problems getting rock hard?” I got my kids next to me. Like WTF? If it’s supposed to profile me, it’s broken. I don’t need or want ED pills and even if I did, why are the ads so crass?

I’m a salary man, myself.

I don’t know about athletes, but for us normies, it was the 1980’s with Reaganomics, early recession, rising inequality, “greed is good” culture, heightened Cold War tensions, the emergence of the AIDS crisis, and societal shifts towards consumerism. The 80’s was also a time of technological boom with computers, MTV, and cultural dynamism, with critiques often focusing on increased individualism, materialism, and social challenges.

She will quite literally absorb the male until he’s nothing but a pair of gonads hanging off her side and she just takes the sperm when she wants. The male ceases to exist at that point. Brutal.

I’m so fucking tired, bros.

All while that bitch of a mother is out on the town working on litter number two and leaving this kind but oblivious dude home thinking she’s just out “working on herself” with her “gay” friend Vincent, a spiritualist from Sedona and the “only one who truly understands her”

I think I have some unresolved issues.

I’m diagnosed dyslexic which, when reading aloud, sends me into a stutter to full embarrassed apologies. When reading to myself, I’ll make it 10 pages before I realize I didn’t read shit. I’m never getting laid in your hypothetical world.

Who am I kidding? I’m not getting laid as is.

Hypothetically, let’s say the administration cancels social security. What happens to all of my money I’ve already paid into the system? I’m not at retirement age yet. Are they just going to steal my investment?

I was in South Africa in the early 2000’s for work. They still had the “Whites only” signage on some bathrooms. Not being white, I didn’t know what to do. My white colleagues thought I was being dumb and mansplained the end of Apartheid but I refused to go in there. I grew up a yellow kid in Savannah, GA… I know what values racist old white men hang onto.

To stay away from Father Dale (Fushek) and his hot tub parties. It wasn’t the message that creeped me out, it was the cold and guilty tone. The nuns and staff knew what was going on, but instead of police, they were just trying to move him somewhere else. Today he walks free in Scottsdale, AZ and is seen living the high life at various fancy restaurants. If we give him hell, we’re the ones that get kicked out.

…and that shaggy MF wants $40,000,000 for next years hardware refresh and 8yr support licensing.

Source: I am that shaggy MF.

No shit! Same… add to that the best healthcare, transportation, and a personal assistant.

Pilots, vegans, and polyamorous couples.

Ah yes, NYC drivers who are well known for following traffic markings.