Is a movie that came out 23 years ago still modern?

SEO services, what scum.

That said, if you need a website redesign, I know a company. (/s)

Lockouts SMH. Back in my day, we just died. And we were happy to work on energized systems for a bee (which was the style at the time).

Ark Survival Evolved over in the corner hoping nobody notices its 700GB+ if you download every map.

It's fun.

-"old" guy

Nepotism works, just wish I could have gotten into this industry on my own merits. But alas.

I'm gonna have to say it? Lemons are crossbred between a citron and a sour orange. Life never gave us lemons. We made that shit ourselves.

Damn, that's pretty good.

Wah. Stop putting up with crunch and make something artistic for once, instead of the next annual COD w/ season pass and BR mode.

I laughed when Chris Judge said that and he's damn right. Sales =/= good game unless you're a suit or investor, and surprise, I don't give a shit what someone who's probably never played a video game thinks makes a good game (it's not battlepasses, skinner boxes, and FOMO).

Nah, I never forgot. Some of us have good memory, Captain Bone Spurs.

Your drinking is ruining our relationship, and your relationships with your grandkids.

https://www.theonion.com/...

They run in that circle until they die because they're all following the one in front of them.

Lol why Quest 64?

The only correct answer. Idgaf about some sky rat, but I'd be a little shocked if someone snatched a seagull out of the sky near me and slammed it into a wall until it died.

I'd also not give a shit five minutes later and would probably regale my friends with the story of the seagull slammer.

Crystal clear, thanks chat.

I'd like to say thanks to the Binding of Isaac for allowing me to get this joke.

I did once, but I got arrested.

People are too hard on Gollum. It's fine.

Is the story good? Er, well... no. Is the game play engaging? ... nah. Is it at least relatively bug free? Nope. Does it refrain from shitting all over Tolkiens legacy? Also nope.

...alright people aren't hard enough on Gollum.

Never had a vacation gang, rise up! If we can afford the time off work!

(Staycations don't count)