If this is the best they can come up with to spread FUD, I'm still feeling pretty good.

I looked for the link to The Onion. I think I audibly sighed when I didn't find it.

I was one of the American military who had access to classified information. I knew better than this. I've worked with enlisted members as young as 19 or 20 years old who knew better than this. When the head of the DoD, the National Security Advisor, Director of the CIA, the Vice President, and the Director of National Intelligence do this, it's not because they don't know better. It's because they're trying to hide their communications in violation of the Presidential Records Act, and they know full well what they're doing is wrong. ETA: And they also compromised a military operation putting the lives of American soldiers at risk, which would land me or any of my enlisted colleagues in Fort Leavenworth for an extended stay, so there's that.

"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"?

So he's threatening political assassination now?

I honestly thought this was The Onion.

Imagine the howling from every Republican in congress if this had happened during a Democratic presidency.

"I need $5000 to get a lobster high as fuck."

"Why?"

"Science."

And all it took for Republicans to get on board was the threat of primaries funded by Trump's multi-billionaire buddy.

Don't worry, once DOGE is done cutting government agencies, you won't hear anything about how much shit is in your butter.

Reality has a liberal bias.

Damn. The Onion must have a hard time coming up with headlines these days.

...says the most litigious fucker ever.

Start to worry if Kid Rock starts cancelling tour dates.

We will not release the client list that does not exist.

Good signs! My favorites:

"You can enjoy your vacation when we can enjoy our democracy."

"Go ski in Russia, traitor."

"If you're going to fuck the country, we're going to make it very uncomfortable for you."

Enshittification has ruined everything.

Same here. I started off on kbin.social after the APIcalypse, then to a small mbin instance (moist.catsweat), then created alts on lemmy.zip and piefed.zip. I think the .zip instances have a lot of the kbin.social community vibe. I think that eventually piefed.zip will be my main instance. I hope Ernest is well, wherever he is.

Well, finally. It took nearly a year for US news outlets to call Trump a liar for lying. Maybe it will take less time for Democrats to call a degenerate drunk a drunk.