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@lemmy.zip

I'm mostly half-serious.

balderdash9 322 points a year ago

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balderdash9 282 points 3 years ago

“What of the tens of thousands of Palestinian civilians killed before this attack?” some may ask. Our response is simply that we aren’t going to engage with that because it would be too hard. We also won’t be addressing Palestinians living in refugee camps without access to clean water, electricity, or housing. Others may ask, “Isn’t it your responsibility to provide context, particularly on thorny issues such as this one?” To that, we merely say: No, shut up. You’re being annoying.

Damn these guys are good. Managing to satirize the media, take a hands-off approach, and still raise valid points all in a couple paragraphs.

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balderdash9 256 points 8 months ago

The showwriters for The Boys had to get this explicit for right-wingers to get the picture.

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balderdash9 173 points 9 months ago

Bonus:

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balderdash9 172 points 2 years ago

Awesome comment. Today I learned something.

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balderdash9 159 points 5 months ago

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balderdash9 157 points 5 months ago

oh boy, hope this doesn't awaken anything

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balderdash9 144 points 3 years ago

My parents when I was born:

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balderdash9 142 points a year ago

It's /b, the whole thing is probably made up

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balderdash9 136 points 2 years ago

He's not really dead. Made me look though.

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balderdash9 132 points 8 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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balderdash9 132 points 3 years ago

When she shuts you down so hard that you reconsider your worth

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balderdash9 128 points 3 years ago

Her insider trading was also drawing a lot of heat. Now we've all forgotten about it!

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balderdash9 126 points 9 months ago

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balderdash9 123 points 3 years ago

Good luck on the surgery OP

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balderdash9 120 points a year ago

Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:

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balderdash9 120 points a year ago

Pronounce 'bottle of water' right now OP

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balderdash9 119 points 2 years ago

Water? You mean that stuff that goes in toilets?

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balderdash9 117 points 3 years ago

I don't want to sound like an incel, and I like eating vag/salad as much as the next guy, but imagine this image with the genders reversed

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balderdash9 116 points 3 years ago

They did the same with Obama. Blamed him for an economy that he inherited from Bush. Then when Trump came around he boasted about how great the economy was... you know, the one he inherited from Obama.

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