Local data hoarder who looks down on calls outside the network as obscenities. (Entire collection scraped more aggressively than tech bros training an AI model)

If your PC has 32gb of RAM or more throw it away (in my trash bin) immediately.

I would eat it but it says nonummy and I like my wraps nummy

Who thought it would take a trillion years for the debt to reach $37?

Copilot: Summarize this email? The email: 3PM works for me.

Are you incapable of opening in paint or GIMP and coloring over the undesired text?

I used to believe this. Was very “put your phone down and just experience the moment,” or “there’s 100 other people recording and uploading this, why should I?” As I’ve gotten older and am scrolling 10 years back in my photo library it’s these stupid videos or pictures I didn’t delete that send me back to a moment I’d otherwise forgotten. I make more of an effort now to document stuff even if it’s stupid.

Walk into the kitchen, shake treat container.

The only H in that heroin was for homeopathy

As opposed to every other shopping day where the consumerism is more ethical?

I thought Apple doesn’t let the bad guys … oh wait, that’s just in Movies and TV shows.

1998 feels like a completely different world. I’m watching through 3rd Rock from the Sun, watched S03E21 which aired in April of 1998. In the episode Dr Albright, a college professor, hires Sally, one of the main characters who is an alien posing as a human, as her research assistant. In the episode Albright hands Sally a handwritten speech and tasks her to fact check the speech by visiting the library. 📚 Can’t imagine a situation like that occurring today.

Will it make the 480x720 videos I watch on my 4K tv look twice as good?

Little devil on my shoulder screaming “Reply All: *You’re”

Everyone wants to remember the hope and change, no one wants to remember the extrajudicial killing of Americans.

We should make a rule that billionaires are only allowed to destabilize one democratic nation state at a time.

Are we seriously not doing phrasing any more?

Next model will come with a latch that won’t unlock the fridge door until you’ve watched a 30 second ad or are subscribed to SnackPass+ for 29.99$ a month.

I thought that was the final goal of neoliberalism.

The disillusioning thing, besides the grim, efficient-looking guards and their rifles, was in the faces of the prisoners. Under a smiling sky, there was not a smile in the 2,000. They looked sour, grim, sullen, sad or merely apathetic.

Gee, can’t imagine why.