When are they going to make a FIFA movie then?

Oh, wait. Never mind 💀

I note that this synopsis conveniently forgets the punitive treatment of disabled people by cutting disability benefits and support, the erosion of trans rights, imprisonment of grandmothers for peacefully protesting an active genocide and selling arms to a country engaged in genocide. So left wing. Radical. Wow.

Starmer doesn't publicly shit himself, so I guess he's got that going for him 🤷

Perhaps they'd like to place a bulk order for the new Commodore phone?

Or around 150,000 furlongs per fortnight

It's only soccer if they forget to wear their boots

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

No nipples, no sale

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

My hair all year since I shower in January

Reich calls out the Führer, there's a headline that writes itself.

As an ex-Catholic, I would like to say, fuck the Catholic church. For this bullshit and their many other crimes, moral failings and abuse.

So he's saying that people who get hit by bullets are losers? Noted.

Do plants die of old age though? Now that question has been put in my head, I need to know.

Be back in a bit, going down a rabbit hole.

Given the right conditions, some plants can live indefinitely. Others die shortly after seeding.

One person's 'shocking' is another person's 'uplifting'

It's Which, they expect you to pay a subscription to find out

Taking bets on how far he gets before going off on a tangent about Sleepy Joe or one of his other greatest hits?

Note that it was City of London Police involved. The City of London is quite distinct and different from the London that tourists know of. The City of London is owned by the corporations (mainly financial institutions) within its boundary, it is self-governing and has the right to set up it's own police force which can take enforcement action in any part of the UK, not just the City of London. They are basically an enforcement arm for corporations and are very interested in things like enforcing intellectual property claims.