Ah yes just how I like my curries, fhaken not ftirred.

And only add more salt if it wants it. Too many chefs are neglecting to ask consent from their dishes before seasoning them.

"Somehow" as if it's some great mystery and not because the 1% are siphoning off a bigger and bigger portion of the world's wealth. All to use for their own amusement while recklessly destroying the planet and sabotaging any attempts to do anything about it.

Love the tan lines. Tells us he's normally modest but decided this was the time to show some skin.

What's with all the posts subjecting sauropods to hypothetical natural disasters latey? Lightning strikes, tornadoes, what cataclysms will they be asked to theoretically endure next? A massive asteroid impact, planet wide increase in volcanic activity, a global cooling event triggered by particulate matter in the atmosphere? I mean where does it all end?

BREAKING NEWS: Thing that is happening can in fact happen!

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

Know nothing about this game yet am slightly disappointed there's not an option to play as a squid face

I can relate to ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ )_/¯. Pissed off at everything, don't know what to do about any of it. Seems a pretty appropriate response to things these days.

Open lemmy link hoping to learn something interesting

Look inside

It's beans

Clearly anyone who claims not to know that's a peach piss and fart cake is just being obtuse

Kramer: "I know kung fu Jerry"

That's when you say, "he told me a joke, but it only works in mandarin."

You don't know the recipe for 1 day blinding soup? How are you supposed to discipline children without that knowledge?

They're aerosolized cs canisters, which yes is what people commonly refer to as tear gas. And of course made in the good ole US of A.

https://www.nonlethaltechnologies.com/37-SPM.htm

Same here. I read the list and my first reaction was "Hey I don't even do some of those anymore!".

Okay let's try to decipher this

• Africa and South America are swapped and mirrored
• Greenland and Australia are swapped
• Iceland and Madagascar are swapped
• Southeast Asia is where Central America belongs
• Italy is where Florida belongs
• Korea is where Italy belongs
• Central America is in place of the Arabian peninsula
• The arabian peninsula is in place of SE asia
• Florida is hanging out where Korea should be
• Japan and New Zealand are swapped
• England and the Philippines are swapped
• I think that's Indonesia floating where Scandinavia should be
• Scandinavia has relocated to just above the Hudson bay
• Alaska and Eastern Russia have switched places

I feel like there's probably more I'm missing but my brain just doesn't want to process this mess